Cripsy Crunch Sucks

Hello, Crispy Crunch.

I'd like to introduce you to the power of suggestion.

I suggest you stop sucking.
I suggest you stop using weird old men to advertise your chocolate bars.
I suggest you make a good chocolate bar.
Whenever you hear a car horn honk, you will remove your head from your anal cavity, and begin to think properly.
When I clap my hands, you will feel ashamed for wasting thirty seconds of television time for this.

*clap clap*

0/10 (You suck.)